Danni
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rather loving this band at the moment <3

vomitedmind:

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back-ache:

S’il tu plait 
so bored&#8230;.

back-ache:

S’il tu plait 

so bored….

liamdryden:

Waterloo Second Hand Book Market
I absolutely must go there one day. I would spend so much money.

liamdryden:

Waterloo Second Hand Book Market

I absolutely must go there one day. I would spend so much money.

moonlitwhales:

andalltherestisrustandstardust:

huladance:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

omg

I  am wondering when I can eat food is probably my favourite. xD

haha :’) i concur

Really starting to like this band, may have to listen to more songs.

Really starting to like this band, may have to listen to more songs.

Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep
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thacasualchaos:

mlysza:

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things


HAHA oh dear i imagine this is the thought of every parent out there.